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one night…
He: I am going to X tomorrow
She: oh, could I come with you?
He: Yes
She: can I bring Y with me, or should I leave her with Z?
He: no, bring her! You know X wants to see her, how could you consider otherwise?
She: ok… I just know sometimes you…
He: we’re all going
She: ok
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next morning
She: so when r we visiting X?
He: not sure yet
a few hours later, in the car,mon the way to Z
He: so i am thinking, you stay at Z, we shouldn’t take Y to see X today?
She: why not?
He: because…
She: ok, but i can leave her with Z and join you at X. I can take a taxi, you don’t even need to pick me up
He: no, neither f you is going
She: why not?
He: because i said so
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next day
She: could you just take care of Y for a minute? I need the bathroom…
He: no, i will be late for work. Why didn’t you ask earlier?
She: i was making u breakfast and getting her dressed but now i really need to go. I’ll be late for work, too
He: are you implying your work is as important as mine?
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in a meeting at work
She: so shouldn’t we consider XYZ?
Another he: let’s move to the next point on the agenda
A third he: hmm i wonder if we need to talk about ZYX?
Another he: oh, excellent idea! Why didn’t anyone think of it before?
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You get the picture