The cow’s brains were actually fairly nondescript; they weren’t much of anything really, I could only taste the batter. The testicles were actually quite nice…

Yes, the use of ‘cow’ for a man is really restricted to the East End; I’ve never heard it anywhere else. But!!! You’ve just reminded me that I was called a bitch the other day!!! By a man!!! I honked my horn because he drove dangerously and nearly crashed into me (it was my right of way) and he got out and screamed, “I was there first, bitch!!” First time that’s ever happened.

My own term for him shall go unrecorded on this occasion. 🙂