Gross, but fun to read that, thanks Dave! I’ve eaten cow brains before, but somehow lost my taste for it (needs to be done really well to taste good and not slimy). There was a cooking show in the Food Network that had people cook with some animal’s testicles, can’t remember which.
On another note, never noticed that English people didn’t use the term “bitch” in that way.
Calling a man a cow, though, would be weird, given cows are always female? Or a double insult maybe (embarrassed to recognize that calling a man a female of any sort is considered insulting to their manhood)